Three Stooges Transcript Moe Says Again
The trio attempt to retrieve their delinquent spare tire from an irate mechanic (George Lloyd) in Pardon My Clutch.
[ open up inside of a living room; Moe and Larry are worriedly walking around in circles and eventually almost bump into each other. The Stooges' wives are sitting down and watching ]
[ The door to a bedroom opens and Claude enters; Moe and Larry run over to him ]
MOE: Tell me -- how is he, Claude?
CLAUDE: [ holding a bottle of sleeping pills ] I gave him one of these sleeping pills near 10 minutes ago. That's the best thing in the globe for him -- residuum and sleep.
SHEMP'S Married woman: But don't you call up we ought to phone call a medico?
CLAUDE: Why throw coin abroad? I tin take intendance of Shemp amend than whatever md.
MOE: Certain he tin can!
CLAUDE: [ handing Moe the bottle ] Just follow the directions until I become back. I'one thousand gonna get my doctor book. We'll have Shemp as good as new. [ leaves ]
MOE: Sure! [ reading the instructions on the canteen ] "Take one pill, wait 15 minutes, then accept a second pill."
LARRY: Hey, it'south time for the second pill. 15 minutes.
MOE: Right, let'southward go.
[ Moe and Larry walk towards the sleeping accommodation ]
MOE: [ to Shemp's wife ] Now don't worry most everything. Everything will be al... [ bumps into the wall ] Oh! [ to the married woman ] Now, don't worry!
[ Moe and Larry enter the bedchamber; Shemp is snoring under the covers of the bed ]
LARRY: [ to Moe ] Shh!
[ Moe and Larry expect at Shemp under the covers ]
MOE: Aw, he's sleepin' like a babe. Information technology's a shame to disturb him!
LARRY: Yeah, just he's gotta take his 2d pill so he can sleep!
MOE: Maybe you got somethin' at that place!
[ Moe opens the top of the blankets expecting to see Shemp's head, but sees Shemp'southward feet instead ]
MOE: Okay, kid, nosotros... [ does a double take ]
[ Moe and Larry get to the other end of the covers and open information technology, revealing Shemp's caput ]
MOE AND LARRY: [ dragging Shemp out of the bed ] C'mon! C'mon, child! C'mon! C'monday! C'mon!
MOE: Yous gotta take a pill!
SHEMP: [ still one-half-asleep ] What, again???
MOE: Yeah, again! [ handing Shemp a pill ] Here.
[ Shemp puts the pill in his mouth ]
MOE: [ handing Shemp a glass of water ] C'mon.
[ Shemp drinks the water down ]
MOE: Downwards the hatch!
[ Shemp hands Moe dorsum the glass of water afterwards he swallows the pill ]
SHEMP: [ walking towards the bed ] Aw, lemme get dorsum to...
MOE: [ grabbing him back ] Oh, non and then fast! Yous gotta follow instructions. Now that you lot've taken a pill, you gotta skip an hour. [ to Larry ] Get him the rope! [ grabs the rope himself and hands information technology to Shemp ] Here, take that! ' Now skip!
[ Shemp begins literally skipping away with his feet ]
MOE: [ grabbing him dorsum ] Hey, hey, hey!! C'mon! [ puts each end of the rope in Shemp's hands ] Here, one in each hand.
SHEMP: Ohh.
MOE: Kickoff skippin'!
[ Shemp begins leap roping ]
SHEMP: [ walking back towards the bed ] That's that...
LARRY: [ pushing him back ] No, no! We'll let y'all know when the hr'south upwardly!
MOE: Go on!
[ Moe and Larry lay down on the bed every bit Shemp continues jump roping. When Shemp sees that Moe and Larry are comatose, he stops jump roping and walks towards the bed ]
SHEMP: Well, that's that!
MOE AND LARRY: [ suddenly awakening ] SKIIIPP!!!!
SHEMP: Cut it out, fellas! You'll wake me upwards! [ continues to leap rope, and so trips and falls on the floor ]
[ Dissolve to the living room; Claude walks in the front end door property a bood ]
CLAUDE: [ to the wives ] Where are the boys?
SHEMP'S Married woman: Why, they've been in with Shemp for over an hour!
CLAUDE: They accept?! [ walks in the bedroom and notices all the Stooges sleeping ] HEY!!!!
[ The Stooges suddenly awake and Shemp quickly continues jump roping ]
CLAUDE: [ stopping Shemp ] What'south the large idea?!
MOE: He's post-obit the instructions on the bottle!
LARRY: Yep, information technology says "Take two pills, and skip an hr."
CLAUDE: Ya dopes! That means to look an hr before you give him his adjacent pill!
LARRY: [ to Moe ] Now he tells us!
CLAUDE: I've got my doctor book correct here. [ grabs Shemp by the arm and walks over to the bed ] I'll take his case diagnosed in nothing flat! [ to Shemp ] Yous sit right downwardly there.
[ Shemp and Claude sit down down on the bed, and Moe and Larry crawl behind them ]
[ Claude takes a hammer and taps Shemp'south genu with information technology. Shemp yawns, simply his leg does nothing. Claude taps Shemp's knee again and nothing happens. Claude looks at Moe and Larry in confusion. So when he's about to tap Shemp'south knee in one case more, Shemp's leg finally reflexes. Claude holds Shemp's caput and looks inside his mouth ]
CLAUDE: Aha! Oh-ho!
LARRY: Oh-ho!
SHEMP: What is it, physician???
CLAUDE: Nothing!
[ Claude pulls up Shemp'south shirt a petty bit and looks at his side ]
CLAUDE: He's got a rash! [ pointing to his volume ] It tells ya right hither a rash may be caused past excessive employ of the gray affair of the brain.
MOE: Oh, it must be something else.
SHEMP: Sure! It tin can't be that!
CLAUDE: It also says a rash may be caused past a bad molar.
LARRY: You got somethin' there!
CLAUDE: Let'south take a look. [ opens Shemp's rima oris and moves his fingers against the teeth ]
SHEMP: Ugh!
CLAUDE: None of 'em came out -- yet! [ grabs a hammer, then looks in Shemp'southward mouth again ] Hither, open up wide.
[ Shemp opens his mouth further; Claude taps his hammer on one molar on the right side, making a loftier pitched dinging audio ]
SHEMP: Ohh! Ugh!
[ Claude taps another molar around the center, making another high pitched sound ]
SHEMP: Ah!
[ Claude taps a tooth on the left side, making a louder and more painful dinging sound ]
SHEMP: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
CLAUDE: Aha! That's the one!
SHEMP: [ property his tooth in pain ] Are you tellin' me!
CLAUDE: [ to Larry ] Get me a slice of strong string!
[ Larry walks off-photographic camera ]
SHEMP: Whaddaya gonna do, doctor?!
CLAUDE: I'm gonna pull that bad tooth.
SHEMP: Is information technology gonna hoit?
CLAUDE: No, I don't think so.
[ Larry returns with a cord ]
LARRY: [ handing the cord to Claude ] Here's the string.
[ Claude begins tying the string to Shemp'due south bad tooth ]
MOE: Tie a nice crewman's knot!
[ Claude continues ]
MOE: Got it around?
CLAUDE: Yeah!
MOE: Fine!
[ Claude gets up and begins walking towards the window, while pulling on the other end of the string ]
CLAUDE: [ to Shemp ] Follow me.
[ Shemp gets up and quickly follows Claude, followed by Moe and Larry. They arrive at the window ]
MOE: [ pushing Shemp down into a chair ] Sit down!
[ Claude ties the end of the string to a string for the blinds ]
CLAUDE: [ to Shemp ] All prepare?
SHEMP: [ mumbling ] Mmmm...
[ Claude pulls the blinds upward, causing the string to yank Shemp's tooth ]
SHEMP: [ painfully ] MMMM!!!
[ The blinds autumn downwards and hit the tiptop of Claude's caput ]
CLAUDE: Ow!
MOE: [ to Shemp ] Easy child!
SHEMP: Mmm! Mmmm! Ohhh!!
MOE: Tranquility! [ to Larry ] Larry, untie that line!
[ Larry unties the end of Shemp'due south tooth string from the blind string ]
MOE: Nosotros'll do information technology the sometime, reliable manner. [ walks towards a door while pulling Shemp'due south molar string ] C'mon.
SHEMP: Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
MOE: Take it easy, kid! [ begins tying the terminate of Shemp's tooth string to a doorknob ] We'll have that thing out before you can say "Ticonderoga" -- if you can say "Ticonderoga"! [ pushing Shemp back ] Now support just a bit. Okay, sonny boy?
SHEMP: Mmm...
MOE: Ready...HUP!
[ Moe slams the door shut, just instead of the doorknob pulling Shemp's tooth out, the doorknob ends upward getting pulled out instead ]
SHEMP: Mmm...Mmm...OHH! OH!! OH!! OHH... [ sees the doorknob hanging at the end of his tooth string ] Oh, what a tooth! No wonder information technology was killin' me!
MOE: Yous nitwit! That'south the doorknob!
SHEMP: Oh, yes???
MOE: [ pushing Shemp's arm away ] C'mon!
[ The terminate of the string with the doorknob tied to it flies upward and hits Claude in the middle ]
CLAUDE: OH!!
MOE: [ to Shemp ] You imbecile! All nosotros're tryin' to do is give ya a hand here so you lot can become outta...
[ Claude angrily yanks the cease of the string with the doorknob, causing the other cease of the string to pull out Shemp's tooth, and pulling him into a chair ]
SHEMP: WHOA! OH!! OHH!!
[ Moe and Larry elevator Shemp support ]
SHEMP: I'chiliad dead! I'm tired! He shot me! Get a physician! Do somethin'!
MOE: Oh, repose, pickle-puss! All he did was pull your molar!
SHEMP: Is that all? [ sees Claude property the string with his molar at the finish of it ] Cheers, I feel similar a meg bucks!
[ Shemp suddenly falls over, but Moe and Larry catch him ]
MOE: Easy!
CLAUDE: Y'all'll soon be a well man, particularly if yous become away for a couple of weeks.
MOE: Yeah, we go... [ a beat ] Await a minute! We haven't got a auto!
CLAUDE: Ah, y'all lucky people! I've got a machine. It isn't exactly make-new, but it's in perfect condition.
LARRY: How much?
CLAUDE: I'll letcha steal it from me for $900.
MOE: We'll take it!
CLAUDE: Fine, I'll have it here in the morning. And to prove yous I'one thousand a correct guy, I'll letcha have my camping outfit. I'll bring information technology over tonight. [ leaves ]
MOE: That's whatcha phone call a real pal!
LARRY: Aye, we can camp almost a lake and grab all the fish nosotros can eat! You know, fish is great encephalon nutrient.
MOE: You know, you should fish for a whale! [ slaps Larry ] Get outta here!
[ Shemp unconsciously falls back into a chair ]
MOE: Hey, Larry! Shemp passed out! Get some water!
SHEMP: [ suddenly comes dorsum to ] No, champagne! [ closes his eyes again ]
MOE AND LARRY: [ grabbing Shemp's hair ] C'mon!
[ Shemp's left cheek begins rapidly swelling in and out ]
MOE: [ to Larry ] Look! Must've left a root in there!
LARRY: Ohh!
[ Moe looks inside of Shemp'southward oral fissure ]
[ Dissolve to the Stooges and wives setting upward the camping ground equipment on the flooring in the living room ]
LARRY: Hey, Moe?
MOE: What?
LARRY: Don't you retrieve we oughta exercise puttin' this tent upward before we leave?
MOE: I recall y'all got somethin' at that place, porcupine!
SHEMP: Let's ask Claude how to do it.
MOE: Nonsense! I know all near tents. Let's go!
[ The Stooges begin setting the tent upwardly ]
SHEMP: I used to be a boy scout!
MOE: Heighten that pole! Lift that tent!
[ The Stooges raise the pole and the tent ]
LARRY: Further! Farther!
[ Moe looks at Larry angrily, then pushes the pole in Larry'south face ]
LARRY: OOH! Oh, wiseguy! [ pushes the pole into Moe'south face ]
MOE: OOH! Remind me to murder you later!
LARRY: I'll make a note of it!
[ Moe pushes the pole in Larry'due south confront again ]
[ The Stooges continue to prepare the tent up ]
MOE: Get it upward, boy! [ belongings one end of the tent upwards ] Gimme the other pole, Shemp!
[ Shemp walks upwardly to Moe with the pole ]
MOE: Right under my arm hither.
SHEMP: Right under the arm, I'll go information technology.
MOE: Correct up here!
SHEMP: Lookout man your arm! [ places the pole on Moe's end of the tent ] How was that?
MOE: Pretty good.
SHEMP: Alright.
MOE: [ to his wife ] Narcissus!
[ Moe's married woman comes over ]
MOE: Hold this pole. [ to Shemp ] Alright, tie it off, dummy! [ pushes Shemp away ]
SHEMP: Alright, alright!
[ Shemp ties i end of the tent to the leg of a table; Moe ties another stop to a lamp; Larry ties the last end to the doorknob to the closed bedchamber door; The tent is now fully put up ]
[ Larry's married woman opens the sleeping accommodation door from outside, pulling the tent down ]
MOE'Southward Married woman: AAAAHHH!!!
[ The middle of the tent caves in and Moe and Shemp's wives falls down. So the lamp is pulled down and knocks Moe'southward head ]
MOE: OOH!
[ The table leg is pulled, causing a vase to fall of the table and on Shemp'south caput ]
SHEMP: OOH!
LARRY: [ to his wife ] Adjacent time you come up in, knock starting time - - and then DON'T Come IN!!!!
MOE: [ throwing his lamp down ] Why, you!
[ Larry's wife angrily walks back into the sleeping room ]
LARRY: [ following her ] And furthermore, I'll tell you...
[ Larry'due south married woman slams the bedchamber door into Larry's face up ]
[ Shemp and Moe aid Shemp's wife out from nether the tent ]
SHEMP: Honey, what are you doin' under there???
[ Shemp's wife slaps him ]
SHEMP: OH!
MOE: [ to Shemp's wife ] Say, he's my brother!
SHEMP'S Married woman: Yeah, well he'south my husband! [ slaps Moe ]
MOE: OOH!
MOE'S WIFE: [ to Shemp's wife ] Wait a minute! He's my husband! [ slaps Moe ]
MOE: OOH!
LARRY: [ stepping in ] Girls, girls...
[ Moe and Shemp's wives slap Larry on back of the head ]
LARRY: OOH!
MOE: What are ya playin' effectually about?! C'mon, go this tent upwardly! C'mon!
[ The Stooges begin stetting the tent support ]
MOE: Narcissus!
[ Fade-out ]
[ Fade-in to Claude driving an old looking car in front of the Stooges' firm, then stopping ]
[ The Stooges exit the house with luggage and line-fishing gear in their artillery. They stop when they run across Claude'due south machine ]
MOE: Oh, boy, a super-palatial special!
SHEMP: Yes, and all trimmed with [ ? ].
[ Claude walks upward to the Stooges ]
CLAUDE: Well, boys, at that place she is!
LARRY: Aye, merely what is it???
CLAUDE: A Columbus.
SHEMP: Never mind who you bought it from. What make is that?
CLAUDE: I told you, a Columbus!
MOE: I thought he came over in a boat.
CLAUDE: Ha, ha! You couldn't discover another automobile like that if you searched for weeks.
SHEMP: That I tin can believe!
CLAUDE: Okay, okay, wiseguys! Wait'll you footstep on the gas and experience the smooth flow of power under that hood.
MOE: You better exist right, chum!
CLAUDE: Don't yous worry about a matter! Well, I gotta get breakfast. See ya before y'all have off. [ leaves ]
SHEMP: Alright, fellas, let's get loaded.
LARRY: Look a minute, you know I don't drink!
MOE: [ hits Larry on back of the caput with a fishing pole ] Become on, "Muscle Bound"! Proceed!
[ The Stooges walk up to the car. Shemp and Larry proceed 1 side, and Moe goes on the other ]
MOE: Bustle upwards; we gotta go started!
[ Shemp throws one suitcase into the motorcar, simply it slides out to the other side and hits Moe on the head ]
MOE: OH! [ turning to Shemp and Larry ] Why...
[ Shemp throws some other handbag in the car, and it slides out and hits Moe again ]
MOE: OH! Hey, fellas!
SHEMP: Yeah?
MOE: C'mere!
[ Shemp and Larry run towards the other side of the machine to Moe ]
SHEMP: He must've found the road map!
[ Shemp and Larry arrive ]
LARRY: Yes, what is it?
[ Moe double-slaps Shemp and Larry ]
SHEMP: OH!
MOE: Whaddaya tryin' to do -- ruin the baggage?!
[ A tire on the car deflates and makes a hissing audio ]
MOE: [ to Shemp ] Whaddaya hissin' me for?
SHEMP: I'thousand not hissin' you -- but it's not a bad idea!
MOE: [ raising his arm ] Why... [ notices the tire deflating ] How exercise ya like that? A flat tire! Go the jack and take the bike off; I'll get the spare!
[ Moe walks to the back of the car as Shemp and Larry become the jack ]
LARRY: [ handing Shemp a wheel screwdriver ] Here yous are. Hither.
[ Larry begins lifting the wheel with the jack equally Shemp begins unscrewing the tire ]
[ Moe is having problem unhooking the spare tire on back of the machine ]
MOE: Hmm, stubborn, eh?
[ Shemp pulls the screwdriver too hard and accidentally hits Larry's head with it ]
LARRY: Ohh!
SHEMP: [ half-heartedly ] Oh, I'm lamentable.
[ Larry hits Shemp on the head with a tire iron ]
SHMEP: OOH! OOH!
LARRY: Careful, would ya?!
MOE: Hey, quit monkeyin' around, you lot guys!
[ Shemp and Larry begin to take the wheel off ]
LARRY: There! Ha, ha, ha!
[ Shemp and Larry have trouble getting the bike past the jack ]
LARRY: What'll we do now???
SHEMP: I wonder how they got the tire on...
[ Cutting to a crazy-looking human being peeking his caput out from backside some nearby bushes, looking at the Stooges ]
LARRY: [ off-photographic camera ] Easy!
SHEMP [ o-c ] That'due south right, only... No!
[ Cut back to Shemp and Larry ]
SHEMP: Peradventure if I had a hatchet and we could chop it...
LARRY: Aw, c'mon! C'monday!
SHEMP: Alright.
[ Moe takes the spare tire off the back of the car and walks over to Shemp and Larry ]
MOE: [ places the spare tire behind Shemp ] What seems to be the trouble?
SHEMP: We can't get the tire past the jack!
MOE: Why, you lot nitwits! [ pulling Shemp up by the ear ] Get upwardly outta there!
SHEMP: OHH! OHHH!!!
MOE: Yous wanna become hurt? Let a human being practice it that knows how! You gotta utilise your brain! All y'all do is give it 1 quick jerk!
[ The jack falls off of the bicycle and the wheel falls on tiptop of Moe'south pes, crunching it ]
MOE: OHH!! Oh, my pes My human foot is cut off! Help! Oh-oh!!
[ Shemp and Larry try to help Moe out ]
SHEMP: Expect a minute! Wait a infinitesimal!
MOE: That-That's information technology! Help me!
LARRY: Have it easy!
SHEMP: Is it out yet? Is it out?
MOE: No!
SHEMP: Wait a minute, wait a minute. [ grabbing a hatchet ] Here, I'll chop it out!
MOE: Yeah... [ does a double-accept ] Wait a minute! [ grabs the hatchet away and hits Shemp on the caput with the back end ] What'due south the matta wicha?!
SHEMP: OOH!
[ Larry puts a tire iron nether Moe's foot and tries to lift information technology, simply the tire atomic number 26 bends instead ]
MOE: Get me out! Oh, my foot!
[ Cutting to the crazy-looking homo crawling out from the bushes and looking at the Stooges ]
MOE: [ off-camera ] Oh, oh, oh!
[ Cut back to the Stooges, where Shemp and Larry finally pull Moe'due south foot out from under the tire. Shemp backs up too far, however, and knocks the spare tire off-camera ]
MOE: Oh, my toe! Look in these shoes for some toes!
SHEMP: How was it -- pretty heavy?
MOE: [ bops Shemp on the head ] Repose! Get that tire on!
[ Shemp looks behind him and notices that the tire is rolling down the street ]
SHEMP: In that location goes the tire!
MOE: Hurry up, let's go it!
[ The Stooges hunt the tire downwardly the street. The tire rolls into a tire shop and falls downward next to a pile of tires ]
[ The Stooges run in the shop and take hold of their tire ]
LARRY: That's it!
TIRE Store WORKER: [ running upward to the Stooges ] Hey, you! Where are you goin' with that tire?!
SHEMP: Why it'due south ours!
TIRE Shop WORKER: Not unless you got $fifteen.97!
MOE: Now you don't empathise! Nosotros were irresolute tires and it got away from us.
TIRE SHOP WORKER: Well, it ain't gonna become away from me!
[ The worker grabs i terminate of the tire as the Stooges grab the other end ]
SHEMP: Let get of that!
TIRE SHOP WORKER: Let loose of that rubber, or I'll accept this hammer and rap you over the noggin!
LARRY: Oh, aye?! I'd like to see yous try it!
[ The worker bonks Shemp on the caput with the hammer ]
SHEMP: OH!
MOE: [ to the worker ] Hey, pal, downwards in Texas, you tin can't go away with that! [ to Shemp ] Tell him, Tex!
SHEMP: [ to the worker ] Look, pardner, I'one thousand...
[ The worker bonks Shemp with the hammer over again ]
SHEMP: OHHH!
MOE: [ to the worker ] I'd similar to see ya do that again!
[ The worker bonks Moe on the head with the hammer ]
MOE: OH! By golly, he did information technology!
[ Moe gives a bespeak to Larry and Larry stand behind the worker and grabs a tire ]
MOE: [ to the worker ] Now wait, pal. Tin't we reason this thing out like gentlemen? After all, nosotros're sensible...
[ Larry lodges the tire on the worker'south shoulders ]
MOE: Thataboy, champ!
[ The Stooges lodge the tire further down on the worker's waist ]
MOE: [ trying to reach the worker's hammer ] Gimme the hammer!
SHEMP: [ taking the hammer ] I got it!
[ Moe punches the worker in the stomach. Then Shemp hits the worker on the head with the hammer ]
MOE: Thataboy!
[ The worker falls backwards and knocks over a pile of tires; The Stooges take their tire and run away ]
[ Dissolve to the Stooges and their wives putting a load of luggage on superlative of the back of the motorcar ]
MOE: [ to the wives ] Alright, you lot girls park yourself correct here while nosotros finish tying off the load. Larry, get on the other side.
[ Larry walks to the other side of the motorcar ]
MOE: Bustle up. [ to Shemp ] Shemp, gimme a hand.
SHEMP: [ holding out each hand ] Which one???
MOE: [ slaps Shemp ] C'mon! Get over here!
SHEMP: Cut it out!
[ Moe throws one terminate of a rope on top of the luggage pile on the auto. The rope goes over on the other side of the car and ties around Larry's neck ]
LARRY: AAGH!
MOE: [ to Shemp ] Wait a minute. A little more!
[ Moe and Shemp pull their end of the rope, causing Larry on the other side to get pulled up ]
LARRY: AAAAUGH!!
MOE: [ to Shemp ] Gimme a paw! A little more!
LARRY: MOE! SHEMP!
[ Moe and Shemp necktie their end of the rope to the car ]
SHEMP: I hope we find worms. I'm goin' line-fishing.
MOE: Never listen the worms!
LARRY: SHEMP, MOE! SHEMP!
[ Shemp and Moe run over to Larry'due south side of the car ]
SHEMP: Always foolin' around! Ya tin can't ride that style; you'll unbalance the load!
LARRY: Go ME DOWN!
[ Shemp holds Larry'due south legs equally Moe slowly releases the rope from Larry's neck ]
MOE: Easy, kid, like shooting fish in a barrel!
SHEMP: I got him!
MOE: Okay! [ releases the rope from Larry's neck ]
LARRY: [ relieved ] Ohh!
SHEMP: [ conveying Larry to the basis ] I'll let him down!
MOE: [ slaps Larry ] Why, you nitwit! Whaddaya tryin' to practise here?!
LARRY: I couldnt help information technology!
MOE: C'mon, get up on acme of the load!
[ Cut to the crazy-looking man walking behind a tree and peeking at the Stooges from there ]
MOE: [ off-camera ] EVERYBODY ALL ABOARD! C'mon!
[ Cutting back to the Stooges, where they're getting in the car ]
SHEMP: [ to Larry ] Alright, you lot start the climb, kid.
[ Larry gets in the auto and climbs up to the top of the luggage load; the wives arrive the car ]
MOE: Okay, c'mon before the sun goes downward.
SHEMP: [ getting in the car ] Oh, what fun, boys! [ to Larry'southward wife ] Look out for your hand there!
[ Larry's wife removes her hand from the car door, and Shemp closes it ]
[ Moe starts the car ]
SHEMP: Yippee! [ to Claude ] So long!
[ The Stooges and wives wave to Claude ]
CLAUDE: [ waving back to the Stooges ] And so long! So long! Have a practiced fourth dimension!
STOOGES AND WIVES: Cheerio!
[ When the car starts, the engine begins backfiring and smoke comes out from under the hood. The car suddenly stops and the luggage load turns over, dropping Larry all the way to the footing ]
WIVES: AAAAHHHHH!!!
[ The wives get out of the car and assistance Larry up ]
[ Briefly cut to Claude making a worried expression ]
[ Moe and Shemp grab Larry ]
MOE: [ pushing Shemp away ] Get outta the way!
SHEMP: Alright! Don't throw me effectually!
MOE: [ slaps Larry in the behind ] Yous dummy, you! You unbalanced the whole load!
SHEMP: Expect where we are! We gotta showtime all over over again!
[ The crazy-looking homo runs over to the Stooges ]
CRAZY-LOOKING MAN: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Haha! I'd similar to talk to you! Hehehe! I think we can do business.
MOE: Oh, a junk homo, eh?
CRAZY-LOOKING Human: Oh, no, no. [ gives Moe a card ] My carte.
MOE: [ reading off the menu ] "Talent Scout - Acme Pictures - Hollywood."
CRAZY-LOOKING Human being: [ trying not to express mirth ] Mmm...
MOE: " Talent scout "?!
LARRY: You desire usa for the movies?!
MOE: [ to Shemp, in dramatic voice ] Come up, girl, your respond. Either consent to marry me and become my married woman.
SHEMP: [ in dramatic voice ] Never!
MOE: [ in dramatic vocalism ] Then you lot shall dice! [ begins choking him ]
SHEMP: AAAAGH!!
CRAZY-LOOKING Man: [ stopping them ] No, no! Not you! Heh! The car! Heheheh!
[ The Stooges twitch in surprise ]
CRAZY-LOOKING Man: We've searched the state for a auto like this. Would you consider, say...uh...$2,000?
MOE: Would we?!
CLAUDE: Just a minute! [ walks upwardly to the human ] I'll accept information technology! I've decided not to sell to these fellas. [ handing Moe some money ] There'south your money back.
SHEMP: You can't do...
CLAUDE: Aw, shutup! I didn't sign nothin'!
[ The Stooges look at each other in shock ]
[ Two handlers in white uniforms run up to the crazy- looking man and take hold of him ]
HANDLER #ane: C'mon, Professor, you'll be late for lunch.
CRAZY-LOOKING MAN: NO! I wanna buy this auto!
HANDLER #one: Correct after lunch, Professor. Y'all can purchase ten of them. [ winks to Claude and the Stooges ]
CRAZY-LOOKING Man: Goody! I dear cars! All kinds of cars!
[ The two handlers take the human away ]
CRAZY-LOOKING MAN: Hehehe! Oh, I love 'em! [ jumping upwardly and down ] LOVE Information technology! LOVE It! Heehee! LOVE IT! Beloved It!
MOE: [ to Claude ] Y'all bought yourself a nice machine, pardner.
CLAUDE: OHHH!!!
[ Claude angrily throws his lid to the ground and steps on it ]
CLAUDE: [ maniacally ] Ha, ha, ha! HA, HA, HA, HA! [ to the handlers ] Await for me! I want some luncheon, as well! Ha, ha, ha! [ leaves ]
MOE: Well... [ hands Shemp some money ] There's yours... [ hands Larry some money ] There'due south yours... [ keeps the remaining money in his hand ] And hither'due south mine.
SHEMP: [ manically ] Dear it! Love it! [ begins to leave ]
MOE: [ grabs Shemp back ] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you goin'?
SHEMP: I'm hungry, too!
MOE: [ slaps Shemp ] Get on! Get outta...
LARRY: Wait a infinitesimal, what's wrong with...
MOE: [ slaps Larry ] What's the matter wichu?
SHEMP: [ to Moe ] You cutting information technology out!
LARRY: He can eat, and I tin can't...
[ THE END ]
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